The answer is, obviously, we the people.

We elected her the same way we did Nancy Reagan (only I don't recall Mallard getting his feathers ruffled over that!). Say what you will, at least Hillary isn't resorting to the occult to help run our country.

Don't you remember? After that little turd, John Henckley, tried to kill our President, Nancy started relying on psychics, astrologers, and who-knows-what kinds of devil-worshippers to schedule appointments and public appearances for our great "christian" leader. Wow!

But we knew with Bill Clinton, just as we knew with Bush and Reagan before him, that marriages are partnerships. You can never take one partner without the other. Anybody who thinks otherwise hasn't been married.

And who would want it otherwise?   Hillary is a wonderful woman.   She is smart, strong and saavy.   A role model and leader in her own right.   Tough? You betcha!   Ambitious? Damn-straight!   If she didn't care about children and the planet so much, the Republicans would probably embrace her.   Heck, if not for that pesky matter of having a uterus, they might even elect her President.

Daniel Sherer

 

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Dan, why are you picking on this dim-witted duck anyway?

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