I hope you won't be shocked, but today (AGAIN) Mallard is worshipping that one-eyed god that rules over so many other feeble minds, television. I'm not sure he has ever been portrayed reading a book or newspaper. But what do you expect? HE'S A DUCK!
This cartoon has him watching some home-shopping channel (no wonder he's such a "sharp-witted" critter!, and everybody knows that's the BEST place to get your political information.) This fantasy has Mallard dreaming about owning a swatch of the dress that President Clinton "didn't buy" for Monica Lewinsky.
In the last panel, the duck is only shown in profile, but it appears that it has its nasty little hands (wings?) down in its lap and his bill pointing down at his crotch. Nothing is uttered by the bird, we can only assume that the prospect of a piece of cloth once worn by the young Lewinsky immediately caused him to begin masturbating.
I'm not sure that even if such a garment exists that pieces of it should be sold to anybody, let alone ducks! What else would Mallard like to buy? Her panties perhaps?
So far, all we can be sure Monica is guilty of is telling stories to an undercover-agent for the radical right. That is certainly no reason to make her the object of lust for little ducks who sit at home alone and dream about owning a piece of women's clothing. Yech!
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