Faith Based Initiative

 

Better than bonds!

I was out to dinner the other night waiting for my food to arrive when I overheard alarming news from a waitress who was conversing at a nearby table. Social Security didn’t have any money so this poor woman who was already in her late forties would have to work for the rest of her life. Fortunately, she had a fall back plan. Casino gambling. Excellent.

Although she was mistaken about the Social Security trust fund, the misinformation was a good excuse. She had decided to take control of her future. Whether she plays video poker, roulette or craps the outcome of her investments is one hundred percent certain.

Then last night I heard of a sure-fire investment that anyone can take advantage of without even leaving home. Not only is the payoff more certain, but it is based on how deserving you are. This is how it works. Send a contribution to this particular ministry and god will bless with a return on your money based on how much faith you have. You don’t have to wonder about free market capitalism or communist slave labor because the return on your money comes from god. Who are you going to trust your golden years to- government or god?

I heard about this on christian television so it must be true. One man had written a letter to the show saying that he had sent in $400.00 and god had blessed him with over $1200! Don’t worry that you didn’t see the show because the reverend assured us that phone calls were welcome even after the show was over.

Everybody wants more money. Three cheers for Social Security!

Nancy Sherer

 

 


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